Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Why don't you pick up after your done?
I'm not your slave
I'm not your mother
I'm not your maid
I mean I've got a life too
So fuck you!
"Next stop! Coopersville!"
[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
[Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me
Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee
Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee
Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo
[J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!"
[Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot."
Why'd you wake me from my nap?
I'm not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap
[Arsenio (Chris Rock):]
Now don't leave us hanging with just that.
Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio.
Yo guys, lets kick it!
[Music starts playing]
[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone.
We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving
up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies
[M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun"
[M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk"
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He's a real nic guy
When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken
Here we go
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
[M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?"
[F1:] "Here you go"
[Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what?
I got invited to a party tonight!
So many presents,
so little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,
'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear,
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the
Cure a lot.
Hanging with my sweet amour
She came out with a lion's roar
Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store,
Be back at quarter to four"
"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver."
"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher."
[Writing on chalk board]
"Juan es muy guapo."
[Door opens, walking towards her]
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
I am a simple goat
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
Am I happy he don't give a fuck
[Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart.
[Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps.
[Line of people talking]
"Hey man, let me in there first"
-"Go ahead man, take it easy"
"Thanks, I really gotta pee"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."
[M1:] "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"
Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man
Keep it down for goodness sake
It's way too early in the morning
Can't you please use your wooden rake?
You choose to ignore I