Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

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Why don't you pick up after your done?
I'm not your slave
I'm not your mother
I'm not your maid
I mean I've got a life too
So fuck you!

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[Moving Train]
"Next stop! Coopersville!"

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[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
[Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me

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Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee
Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee
Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo

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[J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!"
[Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot."

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Hey
Why'd you wake me from my nap?
I'm not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap

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[Arsenio (Chris Rock):]
Now don't leave us hanging with just that.

[JP:]
Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio.
Yo guys, lets kick it!

[Music starts playing]

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[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone.
We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving
up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies

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[M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun"
[all agree]
[M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk"
[All:] "Yeah

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Schnine
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He's a real nic guy

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When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken

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Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

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[Silverware clicking]
[M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?"
[F1:] "Here you go"
[M1:] "Thanks"
[Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what?
I got invited to a party tonight!

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So many presents,
so little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,
'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear,

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[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the
Cure a lot.

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Hanging with my sweet amour
She came out with a lion's roar
Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store,
Be back at quarter to four"

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"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

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"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver."

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"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher."

[Lecturing]
[Writing on chalk board]
"Juan es muy guapo."
[Door opens, walking towards her]

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"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..

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I am a simple goat
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
Am I happy he don't give a fuck

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[typing sounds]
[Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart.
[Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps.

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[Line of people talking]
"Hey man, let me in there first"
-"Go ahead man, take it easy"
"Thanks, I really gotta pee"

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[Car approaches]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."
[M1:] "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"

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Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man
Keep it down for goodness sake
It's way too early in the morning
Can't you please use your wooden rake?
You choose to ignore I

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